Ohhhh PUNkin!!!

I'm extremely stressed out today and sooooo, I'm going to share the story of my pumpkin...I haven't been able to carve in several years because of a bad shoulder, hands and wrists BUT I LOVE roasted pumpkin seeds...Well...I was at one of my favorite markets and for several days I kept going back and looking at this one deranged looking pumpkin...Had never seen anything like it before, was called a "peanut" pumpkin...It had nasty loooking "warts" all over it and immediately I could see that "her" nose was on the side of her head and she had these "eyes and lips"...

Ok, you're going home with me Ms. Putrid...I'ma gonna paint you up...I was also anxious to see if her seeds were the same as "regular" pumpkins...Paint her up then take her guts and roast them...Well. I'm going to show you a pic of how she "turned out"...A 3 year old could have done a better job but I really just wanted her seeds anyway...

                                                                      Her Nose...

                                                               succulant lips...lol
So, I lug her to the kitchen to make a hole in her just big enough to fit my hand in and pulled seeds...1st. The electric knife...HA! wouldn't even make a dent...Next, a sharp serated knife...Nope, all I'm gonna do is end up cutting a finger off...A butcher knife...Another sharp instrument that I shouldn't be allowed to use...;-)
If I stabbed her with it I could wriggle it down a LITTLE bit but it was killing my wrist...Pull out a dozen or so actual pumpkin carving tools....Tried everyone of them...This is going on an hour now...So, being the calm and collected person that I am I went and got my CLAW hammer and Clawed at her like a mad woman until I won...She was a thick skinned bitch, just like her owner...I didn't take pics of the process because by the time I was done and had the seeds soaking I was pissed of, sore and tired...But they were delish, been munching on them when I want to smoke...And yes still smoking, but not much...Why can't I just "put 'em down!?!"
So, I posted some pics of the pumpkins I picked up yesterday, just for their seeds only this time hubby took them out to the deck so that when I go ballistic on them, they won't splatter all over the kitchen...(and THAT pissed me off too! lol)
My next victims...

Good luck to me and I will try to be patient enough time time to photograph the process...Thanks for stopping by...Love to all

Taking a Tumble

I need to get this off of my mind as it is eating away at me...
Several days ago, as some of you already know, I fell going down my front steps...Missed the last 3 completely and landed on my elbows and knees, somehow also hitting the TOPS of my ankles on the way down...I though I'd broken my left ankle...But here is where I'm going with this...
David was behind me, the door already locked behind him and me laying on the driveway with the only keys...What I heard was chilling and now makes me cry...My David was SCREAMING. "Oh my fucking God!" I heard him say it 3 times before my voice would kick in...The pain in his voice TOLD me he thought I was dead...My brain was telling me to TELL him I was ok, but I opened my mouth and nothing came out. I wasn't sure if I was "ok" but at least I knew I was alive...I was probably in a slight shock, I don't know...I am so sorry David, to scare you like that...It wasn't until he started beating on the front door like a madman to get his dad that my voice would work...Bennie came out and I weakly said, "I'm ok but I just want to lay here." Bennie said, "Vic, you can't just lay here in the rain." But I did, and then finally got the nerve to move and David helped me get up...But what a terrible thing to witness...which brings to mind the reason that I've ALWAYS hated following behind them on their bikes or following the pack...I'm scared they will go down in front of me...
Anyway, we've all had a good laugh about it and David told me it was the most slow motion fall he'd ever seen and that if it had been anyone but me he would have laughed... But in retrospect in was really very sad...My fall hurt David more than me and I wouldn't hurt him for anything...Love you babe...

The Story of David

 

Wow, it's been 33 years since we found our David behind the dumpster at the clubhouse, at least that's what we always told him...
When he was around 3 he very seriously, as he usually was, came to me with his big blue eyes and said "Mom, am I a dot?"  Me: "Uhhh, what do you mean, "a dot"...Him: "Beau said I'm a dot."  Me: "Well you're not a dot." Beau was in school so I couldn't immediately question him but when I did he finally admitted that he told David that he was adopted! 

David was the best kid a mom could ask for, not just because he's mine but because he was. The kids and I struggled as I worked 60 and 70 hours a week to keep a roof over our heads...At times I'd pay a sitter to send them to school because I had to start work at 5am...This ended (the sitter thing) when I came home one day from work and learned that she not only DIDN'T walk him across the main street and to school but he went to school in his pajamas! Now, they were karate pajamas so that was a pretty creative way to show off his "black belt'...I fired the sitter, changed my hours at work and took them to school myself...

When they were 6 and 11 we moved into an apartment in Canton Mi...Just the 3 of us...I was so proud of David and Beau, the way they transgressed through the move...I began having problems with Beau about 6 months after we moved in...Those problems took all of my attention away from David...He began to act out too...
Call from school..."Your son was caught burying his homework in the wood chips in front of the school." HA! VERY creative, but not a good place...Then, another call...You need to come see me...(teacher) 
He informs me that when the children were asked what they wanted to be when they grew up he said, "a biker and work in a titty bar."  Me: "Great, call his father, here's his number."...

He wasn't a bad kid. I jerked him around as I dragged his brother through family counseling, drug programs, group sessions, individual counseling etc. This went on for over 4 years...He never complained, he always wanted to help me and he would do anything to make money...the asshole on the corner gave him a whole quarter to pull all of his weeds! Yeah, THAT didn't happen again and I gave him $5.00...He was about 6 years old...

He really didn't like to go spend the night at other kids houses...He'd go with his pillow and blanket and good intentions but would always come home before bedtime. I knew this so I never made plans to go out...the only people he would actually spend the night with was his grand parents...But I ALWAYS had mothers of other children tell me how well behaved he was and polite...Wait, are you talking about David McQueen? The one who will slam the door in his best friends face screaming, "I TOLD YOU I WASN'T COMING OUT!!!" Yes, David has always been David and I encouraged that...no regrets...

Way back when we were a family of four, we would take the kids to the drive in...I don't remember what we were watching but all of a sudden David falls to the floor in the back seat in a lump...I'm shaking him and freaking out for well over a minute when all of a sudden he just looks up at me and smiles...DAMMIT David! (he was about 3) 

From a very young age he would slap himself around in the other room and blame it on his brother so he'd get in trouble...It took me several years to actually catch him at it...Little shit...

Also from about age 3,  I would wake up in the middle of the night and find him in front of the TV watching slasher movies, TOTALLY engrossed in them...

He was probably about 4 when my sister in law was leaving my house and screamed from outside, "OMG, Vicki...David is balancing on his stomach out the upstairs window!"  

Another time he decided to fix his dresser drawers so he could walk up them and turn on the tv...Yep, dresser on him, tv missed him...
I'd caught him "playing" in the dryer and another time sitting all hunched over in the cat cage with the cat and several kittens...I had a hell of a time getting him out through the small opening...

So, no, he wasn't bad, just curious and intent on giving me a heart attack!

Another time, again at the drive-in, we had taken the kids to see E.T....They both watched so intensly, didn't talk or fight... nice...At the end, David BUSTS out in crocodile tears and gasps, "WHY... did you bring me to see this!" He was mad at me for days...

Call from Jr. High school..."David is laying UNDER the table and won't come out."
Me: "Well, what the fuck do you want ME to do about it, I'm working!" You have to know that I was receiving DAILY calls from his brothers school at work as well...Beaus principle and I were on a first name basis and I even had her home number! (David correct me if I'm wrong) Was it under, or ON the table???

He's a trip my David and always has been...He's so, well...just David...there is no other way to describe him...

And then theres the time he kicked at Beau and his shoe flew off and hit Beau smack in the nose...HARD...made it bleed...My motherly advice was "RUNNNN David!...GIT!!!"

2 years old...shopping with David in the cart...An old lady approaches and says, "what an adorable baby"...Before I could say thank you David says, "Go suck a lemon." 

4 years old..waiting in Dr. office in Detroit...Long wait when suddenly David says in his loud and demanding voice, "I can't be in here with all these Ni**ers any more!" Yep, we left and transferred to a suburban office...

In his young years I had him in the Christian School where his aunt taught...She was also his bus driver and of course highly religous...When she got him home, before he got off of the bus she said sweetly, "so David, what is your teachers name?" He hesitated and then slowly replied..."ASSSS-hole!" (age 5) 

When we lived in Detroit we had a very large Bovier (dog)...When kids came down our dead end street that David didn't like he'd let him loose and laugh his ass of as he watched the little thugs jump up on cars, screaming like girls...

He's been a good kid, this man of mine...I've never claimed to be a perfect mother, I've made some HUGE mistakes and if I could change them I would...David has had it rougher than many but better than many too, his course of life defined by poverty and family addiction...He has love and compassion, he is the voice of reason when he needs to be and he has the temper of a mad man, but it's over before you know it...

David has always been the SINGLE steady force in my life...We have each others backs, forever and always and no matter
what...Love you Babe and Happy Birthday!